In a world where art galleries are opening on every corner and everyone claims to be a starving artist only one group of people can regulate all that is right in the world, The Art Critic. Critic Davy Takahashi is about to find out what it's like to walk a mile in someone else's shoes when he accidentally becomes the worlds next Andy Warhol.
Hell bent to prove a point that not everybody can (or should) paint, he creates the masterpiece "Self, Ass, Duck, Apple". Things start getting out of hand when his world becomes a never-ending party, filled with sham friends and endless women. Is Davy meant for the artist life or will his pessimistic soul tear himself apart.